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  • #31
    Re: All The Nasty Rumors About Pastor Ezekiel (me)

    Originally posted by IAmJustAMan View Post
    you do know you can be a Buddhist AND a Christian right?
    While Christianity is a religion, Buddhism is more along the lines of a 'way of life.'
    buddhism for the most part just teaches you to be a good person and not be materialistic. thats it. no worshiping idols or anything. it technically isint a religion.
    So that means you're posting about two religions you know absolutely nothing about? That's a new record!
    Matthew:
    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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    • #32
      Re: All The Nasty Rumors About Pastor Ezekiel (me)

      I am the most popular pastor Freehold has ever known, and I will NOT stand by and see my name dragged through the mud
      Pride.

      It appears, Mr. Ezekiel that even among True Christians™ gossip runs free.
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      Jesus is great!

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      • #33
        Re: All The Nasty Rumors About Pastor Ezekiel (me)

        Originally posted by DevoutBob View Post
        Pride.

        It appears, Mr. Ezekiel that even among True Christians™ gossip runs free.
        It's not "pride" to defend yourself from baseless accusations and wish to see it stop.

        It's also Pastor Ezekiel, not "Mr. Ezekiel".

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        • #34
          Re: All The Nasty Rumors About Pastor Ezekiel (me)

          Originally posted by Greening View Post
          HAHAHAH
          so pastor Ezekiel that so proudly states he is single in his bio is GAY and likes to piffle thai boys! The most popular pastor in frehold (eehh, slavehold) is GAY, homosexual, faggott and going to hell. He is mocking christianity by building a Bhudda temple in his own house!

          Burn him at the stakes for HE IS SICK AND THE DEVIL HIMSELF
          I already pointed out that gossip is of the devil. Romans 1:28-32 states that according to God, this isn is worthy of death. Of course, you were an Icelandic eskimo heathen, so you were worthy of death anyway.

          Originally posted by IAmJustAMan View Post
          you do know you can be a Buddhist AND a Christian right?
          While Christianity is a religion, Buddhism is more along the lines of a 'way of life.'
          buddhism for the most part just teaches you to be a good person and not be materialistic. thats it. no worshiping idols or anything. it technically isint a religion.
          Why is it that unsaved trash cannot read?

          Luke 16:13:
          No servant can serve two masters: for either he will hate the one, and love the other; or else he will hold to the one, and despise the other. Ye cannot serve God and mammon.
          Sweet Lord Jesus,
          I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
          Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
          Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
          Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
          Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
          Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
          Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

          Amen.

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          • #35
            Re: All The Nasty Rumors About Pastor Ezekiel (me)

            butthurt? your tears are delicous.
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            Jesus is great!

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            • #36
              Re: All The Nasty Rumors About Pastor Ezekiel (me)

              Originally posted by True Disciple View Post


              Why is it that unsaved trash cannot read?

              Luke 16:13:
              No servant can serve two masters: for either he will hate the one, and love the other; or else he will hold to the one, and despise the other. Ye cannot serve God and mammon.
              except buddhists dont serve a master.
              Buddha is the one who founded the practice, thats it. buddhists dont worship him.

              There is absouloutly nothing wrong with Mr. Ezekial being Buddhist and Christian.

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              • #37
                Re: All The Nasty Rumors About Pastor Ezekiel (me)

                Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                So that means you're posting about two religions you know absolutely nothing about? That's a new record!
                1. BUDDHISM IS NOT A RELIGION

                2. I have been on this site long enough to know what christianity is ALL about

                3. you're a homo and i dont care what you think
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                • #38
                  Re: All The Nasty Rumors About Pastor Ezekiel (me)

                  Originally posted by IAmJustAMan View Post
                  1. BUDDHISM IS NOT A RELIGION

                  2. I have been on this site long enough to know what christianity is ALL about

                  3. you're a homo and i dont care what you think
                  http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=39991
                  ROTFLWJ you're too stupid to use a calender and then you're going to tell me you know all about Christianity?
                  Buddhism - Wikipedia
                  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buddhism

                  (I hate to use that site, but when rebuking a heathen it is useful because they must accept it as one of their own)

                  Buddhism is a religion and philosophy encompassing a variety of traditions, beliefs and practices, largely based on teachings attributed to Siddhartha Gautama, commonly known as the Buddha (Pāli/Sanskrit "the awakened one"), and is classified as an Indian religion.
                  Matthew:
                  5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                  5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                  10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                  10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                  • #39
                    Re: All The Nasty Rumors About Pastor Ezekiel (me)

                    Originally posted by IAmJustAMan View Post
                    except buddhists dont serve a master.
                    Buddha is the one who founded the practice, thats it. buddhists dont worship him.
                    Then why are there so many statues of this guy all over the place? Makes no sense. And buddhist rituals always serve someone, if not Buddha, than at least yourself. Otherwise, what would be the point of it?

                    Originally posted by IAmJustAMan View Post
                    3. you're a homo and i dont care what you think
                    http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=39991
                    Umm, you might want to look at the date of that thread, friend...
                    Sweet Lord Jesus,
                    I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                    Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                    Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                    Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                    Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                    Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                    Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                    Amen.

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                    • #40
                      Re: All The Nasty Rumors About Pastor Ezekiel (me)

                      @IAmJustAMan it is important to stop with Buddhism since it makes God jealous! #Exodus 34:14
                      I Jesus!

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                      • #41
                        Re: All The Nasty Rumors About Pastor Ezekiel (me)

                        Okay, I'd like to know which one of you True Christian(tm) clowns put this photo on the windshield of my Escalade? I found it there after church this morning, and I do not appreciate it!


                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                        • #42
                          Re: All The Nasty Rumors About Pastor Ezekiel (me)

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          Okay, I'd like to know which one of you True Christian™ clowns put this photo on the windshield of my Escalade? I found it there after church this morning, and I do not appreciate it!


                          You don't want it under your windshield, yet you post it here on the Forums, for everyone to see? Is there something you want to say, dear Pastor?
                          Sweet Lord Jesus,
                          I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                          Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                          Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                          Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                          Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                          Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                          Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                          Amen.

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                          • #43
                            Re: All The Nasty Rumors About Pastor Ezekiel (me)

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            Okay, I'd like to know which one of you True Christian™ clowns put this photo on the windshield of my Escalade? I found it there after church this morning, and I do not appreciate it!


                            As I told you this morning Zeke, the pastor's parking faculty is under 24/7 surveillance since 911. The only person who could have snuck in there was Jesus Christ Himself.

                            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                            Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                            • #44
                              Re: All The Nasty Rumors About Pastor Ezekiel (me)

                              Wow. I had to see it to believe it...

                              Pastor Zeke becoming spiritual? If that really is true, than I can have hope again for every single human being on this planet. Next thing you're going to tell me is that George W Bush has joined the Taliban, and is making his first hajj to Mecca...

                              What Path of Buddhism, by the way? Theravada, Mahayana, Vajrayana or something else? Of course, in Tibet, it's mostly a combination of the latter two. Have you thought about your entrance to nirvana already? I'm afraid there is still a lot of negative karma there, so I think it will be the wheel of Samsara for you. As a catholic altarboy next time.

                              Wait till the girls hear this...
                              An it harm none, do what thou wilt.

                              And therefore let there be beauty and strength, power and compassion, honour and humility, mirth and reverence within you.


                              Why I'm no longer a Christian: how the Landover Baptist Church ruined my life!

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                              • #45
                                Re: All The Nasty Rumors About Pastor Ezekiel (me)

                                Pastor Zeke,

                                Why do so many people who come here seem to think you're a Mormon? I've looked through all of the posts on this forum and I can't even count how many times I saw "Pastor Zeke, you're a piffling mormon". Why do they always think that you're a mormon?

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