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Originally Posted by Emil Sledge
and he says you got to watch taters especally red ones real careful like
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cause they can really fool you if you take care when your pickin them out at the store.
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Thank you for that warning. That's why potatoes should be sliced into freedom fries, so that weak females (and those boys who are tempted to take up the hobby of being damnable sodomites) won't be tempted.
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