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Originally Posted by Nobar King
No one ever came to my place and ever measured my pecker. How do they get this data?
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Originally Posted by Alan Swallows
What about the gray areas. Don't they have penises there?
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Brethren, your questions can be answered. The penises were measured with a
ruler.
Regarding the gray areas, it is crystal clear that these are the nations that
did not show enthusiasm to participate in this screening for sodomy and, hence,
God has
abandoned them!
Hosea 4:6
My people are destroyed for lack of knowledge: because thou hast rejected knowledge, I will also reject thee, that thou shalt be no priest to me: seeing thou hast forgotten the law of thy God, I will also forget thy children.
This means that the gray areas are at the moment no longer in the interest of God. If any of you reside in the gray spots, I urge you to
flee and seek sanctuary in an area that is
red or
orange on the map.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer