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Default Re: True Christian Haiku - 12-02-2014, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Witch Hammer View Post
As much as I hate to admit it, the slopes may have hit on something with the Haiku. The power and simplicity of the format sure lends itself to expressing the principles of True Christianity...

two gayrods
sweaty from exertion
Jesus weeps

shady window sill
hot pie cools
a coon is near

mouthy wife
with busted lip
should have shut up

better to trust
a poison snake
than hook-nosed joos
Thought Haikus had 17 beats 5-7-5 or are these the English translations. Mine have 17 beats but different line lenghts. By th term "con" hope you meant the animal, not the derogatory term for black person, not very Christian like if you did.
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