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Originally Posted by Eva_Christensen
Aww - How I do wish, i too lived i Freehold and was a
. It must bee so nice to have that strong and loving relationship with your neighbours.
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Unfortunately, dear, even Freehold has its share of less-than-desirable elements, which have somehow slipped through the cracks.
It seems that a certain barren old rag has just realized that Jesus plans to send her to Hell (1 Timothy 2:15), and she is so desperate to get pregnant, that she is throwing herself at every man she sees. (Yes, that includes smelly homeless bums outside of town, and I'm told that she's been seen with some tranvestites and transsexuals - she obviously knows nothing about biology, poor thing). She has also ben known to try to wreck several Godly Christian marriages, but there have been no takers, so far.