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Originally Posted by Basilissa
Most beloved Sister, what a splendid idea! We can use the time to talk about how women are inferior to men, and therefore how important it is to never undermine the authority of Godly Men; I won't name any names, but there were some bitter old maids who were causing some trouble on this particular issue.
By the way, did you enjoy the cookies I sent you?
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Oh, I am CERTAIN that the virtues of
men might be a part of the conversation, DARLING Sister. However, one must be careful not to fall for the wiles of satan, as I'm sure you'll agree
. you foolish harlot
When the LORD gives my spirit witness, I do not question my judgment. Unfortunately, when some feeble minded women become desperate for lustful satisfaction, they tend to be blinded by rainbow-wielding voyeurs. I am not sure why I used that example - it just came to mind. LOL.
Well, my most radiant and adorable Sister in , I send love and prayers and I just can't wait until I am able to wrap your neck in my arms. Glory!
In prayer for your soul,
NRL
PS: Oh, were those cookies for me? They looked like dog food so I threw them to the neighbor's dogs. It wasn't long after until I saw the neighbor heading somewhere with the dogs wrapped in blankets. I do hope the poor dears are ok. I am so sorry. Don't bother fixing more, though; I am able to make cookies, pies, and other baked goods without assistance from those whose abilities are nowhere near mine. Bless your heart for the thought.
1 Samuel 8:13 "And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cookes, and to be bakers."
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