Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch AIDS! -
07-23-2008, 09:07 PM
22. Libraries. Homosexuals sometimes hang around local libraries to check out all the school kids. Don't let your kids touch anything in the children's section, as it's most certainly laced with filthy homo germs. In fact, they shouldn't even be in a library, unless it's to check out some wholesome Christian books.
23. VW New Beetles. A favorite mode of homo transportation, the New Beetle's roof is specifically designed by European fags to resemble the male buttocks, and excite sinful lust in the minds of young queers. I don't think I need to explain what the 'sunroof' is supposed to resemble. Avoid at all costs!
24. Lucky Charms. Now I don't have a lot of evidence for this one, but I feel the Spirit urging me to spread this warning. The popular breakfast cereal, Lucky Charms, is riddled with latent homosexual undertones. Think about it: Rainbows, magic, little men dressing up as fairies, or so-called 'leprehcauns.' Like most things that are enticing, it's a trap!
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