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Originally Posted by Naomi Ruth Lamb
Perhaps I could open a franchise where you are; in this way, you can praise the Lord with pie and earn money for yarn, oil soap, and other necessities. Is there a storefront nearby?
NRL
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Oh, Naomi, you would love my little town in Northern Michigan! I'm not aware of an existing pie store, and there is a great need, lots of potential clients in the area. There is an Indian casino nearby, and I'm sure we could attract it's clients, and in the surrounding rural areas we have lots of hunters who would always go for some pie, and we also have some Amish (or Mennonites, I can't tell the difference) - apparently, the Amish men don't get as much pie at home as they would like to. In addition, there are some colleges and a university nearby, and you know that pie is the only thing university students can think about.