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  • #16
    Re: New Study: 100% of Canadian Men Are Porn Perverts!

    Originally posted by Cyan1de View Post
    So you're telling me that the aboriginal and indigenous population, without any connection to the internet nor even phone lines manage to get his fair share of porn?

    I highly doubt that.
    So you don't have DVDs and magazines in Colorado, France?

    I highly doubt that.

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    • #17
      Re: New Study: 100% of Canadian Men Are Porn Perverts!

      Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
      So you don't have DVDs and magazines in Colorado, France?

      Nope, Colorado, France is a very cut off area. We don't have much supplies coming in. If we do, they're amateurs.
      Last edited by Mary Etheldreda; 06-30-2014, 09:29 PM. Reason: fixed quoting format
      Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.

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      • #18
        Re: New Study: 100% of Canadian Men Are Porn Perverts!

        Originally posted by Chosen Undead View Post
        You're really retarded, aren't you?
        All atheists are retarded.

        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • #19
          Re: New Study: 100% of Canadian Men Are Porn Perverts!

          Originally posted by Cyan1de View Post
          So you're telling me that the aboriginal and indigenous population, without any connection to the internet nor even phone lines manage to get his fair share of porn?

          I highly doubt that.
          I wholly embrace Sister Mary's comment. Godless sinners really seem to be retarded but also unimaginative.

          Take an 'isolated heathen tribe in a jungle'. No vile porn?!

          You really don't get the incredible imagination Satan has to lure young innocent boys into porn and self-abuse... The images do not have to be in a digital format or on the printed page to seduce the imagination of boys for fornicatory purposes.

          DO NOT READ FURTHER UNLESS PREPARED AND STRENGTHENED BY PRAYER!

          Satan twists ordinary objects into horrendous shapes to satisfy the lust for conventional fornication and sodomy. I have here some examples.









          All these plants must have been created good and perfect by God but corrupted by Satan. The above forms could not have been God's original intention! God's voice is being drowned by sin.

          Genesis 1:31
          And God saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, it was very good. And the evening and the morning were the sixth day.

          In addition, young jungle boys look at animals and creeping things in the act of copulation and listen to the voices of neighboring hammocks.

          Genesis 9:22
          And Ham, the father of Canaan, saw the nakedness of his father, and told his two brethren without.

          No porn?! Look at the world and you can see the abscess ready to burst in Rapture that is the influence of SATAN.

          Yours in Christ,

          Elmer
          2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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          • #20
            Re: New Study: 100% of Canadian Men Are Porn Perverts!

            Originally posted by Rotiart ot Dog View Post
            Ezekial, Why are you so hateful, bro? Just chill out for a bit
            I am a Canadian man and I have always kept my prick tucked. Note that the study says 100% of men on the headliner, not just Canadian men. Please try and be more Observant.
            Originally posted by Cyan1de View Post
            So you're telling me that the aboriginal and indigenous population, without any connection to the internet nor even phone lines manage to get his fair share of porn?

            I highly doubt that.
            Jesus and I hate you both.

            Psalm 69:22-29
            Let their table become a snare before them: and that which should have been for their welfare, let it become a trap.
            Let their eyes be darkened, that they see not; and make their loins continually to shake.
            Pour out thine indignation upon them, and let thy wrathful anger take hold of them.
            Let their habitation be desolate; and let none dwell in their tents.
            For they persecute him whom thou hast smitten; and they talk to the grief of those whom thou hast wounded.
            Add iniquity unto their iniquity: and let them not come into thy righteousness.
            Let them be blotted out of the book of the living, and not be written with the righteous.
            But I am poor and sorrowful: let thy salvation, O God, set me up on high.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • #21
              Re: New Study: 100% of Canadian Men Are Porn Perverts!

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              • #22
                Re: New Study: 100% of Canadian Men Are Porn Perverts!

                Originally posted by Thesepostsaresofunny View Post
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                • #23
                  Re: New Study: 100% of Canadian Men Are Porn Perverts!

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  Why does this not surprise me? I had held out some hope that there might be one Godly man in Godless Cannuckistan,but it turns out not.

                  That's why our Pastor here at Mountain Springs Baptist Church started a group called C.L.A.P. Church Ladies Against Pornography. The view horrific video of pornographic and humbling submit their findings to the men of the congregation letting us know how horrid porn is.
                  Revelation 19:15-16 "And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God.And he hath on his vesture and on his thigh a name written, King Of Kings, And Lord Of Lords."

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                  • #24
                    Re: New Study: 100% of Canadian Men Are Porn Perverts!

                    OK that is not true! I am not a porn pervert and I am Canadian. There may be a LOT of sinful people in Canada but there are a some Baptists in Canada. Me for example.
                    Besides you know Science studies are very frequently wrong.

                    YIC

                    Bobby

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                    • #25
                      Re: New Study: 100% of Canadian Men Are Porn Perverts!

                      Originally posted by Bobby MacBob View Post
                      OK that is not true! I am not a porn pervert and I am Canadian...
                      *sigh* You know the drill: no Scripture, no proof.

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                      • #26
                        Re: New Study: 100% of Canadian Men Are Porn Perverts!

                        Originally posted by Bobby MacBob View Post
                        OK that is not true! I am not a porn pervert and I am Canadian. There may be a LOT of sinful people in Canada but there are a some Baptists in Canada. Me for example.
                        Besides you know Science studies are very frequently wrong.

                        YIC

                        Bobby
                        Friend, the only conclusion to be drawn from such a compilation of admissions of guilt is that indeed every Canadian man is a porn addict. Please don't despair, there is hope for you yet! Mr. Creeser has offered his time and efforts to help the wounded men of North America. He's got a wonderful article I would encourage you to read:

                        Every young man's battle - PORN & MASTURBATION
                        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                        • #27
                          Re: New Study: 100% of Canadian Men Are Porn Perverts!

                          Originally posted by Bobby MacBob View Post
                          OK that is not true! I am not a porn pervert and I am Canadian. There may be a LOT of sinful people in Canada but there are a some Baptists in Canada. Me for example.
                          Besides you know Science studies are very frequently wrong.

                          YIC

                          Bobby
                          You obviously didn't bother to read this thread from the beginning.

                          By the way, queers are born liars too, so...there you go.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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