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Default Re: I am Bob and I want a Christian girlfriend! - 04-18-2014, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Mother Of Seven View Post
Before that is suggested, we should ask Bob if he has both 2 stones and an undamaged privy member.
Mo7, Bob does mention in his first post that he collects small stones. I would assume that this means he has more than 2.

Bob dear, what with dividing your time between your mom's basement and your pastor's pool hole, it strikes me that you're probably not meeting a lot of women. Unless you want to restrict your options to No. 7 on your list - and God is a busy deity who probably has more urgent matters to attend to - then you probably need to get out more.

The hospital is a good start. Are there any young nurses there who have not yet been sullied by the work? If you went into the mental health department, you might get lucky.

In any event, always remember Proverbs 12:4 and do not settle for damaged goods. A virtuous woman is a crown to her husband: But she that maketh ashamed is as rottenness in his bones.

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