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Originally Posted by TC Patriot
Here is the other side effect of marijuana.
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Bless you Brother Patriot!
I see the photos from the clinical study have already been leaked. I needed to get consent from our subject Juan Camacho (pictured) before I could comment.
As you know, we did exhaustive psychological workups on all subjects before and after the case study. Juan was one of our most complex personalities. He confided before the test that he was an atheist and had sinned when thinking of homosexual encounters in the past. But as with most sane men bound by law, he knew not to cross the line and actually live out his wicked fantasy.
Marijuana changed this and we are struggling to save his soul before it is too late.
But before we get to his depravity, it's important to address a few criticisms recently printed in the press.
First, of course no Christian men were involved in the study as there would be no point. No Christian man entertains homosexual thoughts and would never inhale marijuana, no matter what. Praise Jesus Christ!. To attempt to get a Christian man to participate in such a study would be as futile as attempting to herd cats; won't happen.
Second, the marijuana was obtained from the Freehold Police Department evidence locker, but only after the potheads arrested within our jurisdiction were convicted. No, we did not "sin" by purchasing "skunk" on the streets. But we were assured by detectives that this was some of the most potent marijuana available.
Third, yes "Jesus would agree" with our study. If we can save hundreds of thousands of foul sinners before they give their life over to Satan and Sodomy with our proof of "the first step to Hell", He would indeed approve. The alternative is much worse. Millions of drug addicted gays with AIDS that will never bother with His Word.
Back to Juan. Already entertaining wicked fantasies, he was eager to be the first to ingest THC. After the first "hit", he began gyrating his hips in his chair. After the second, he removed his pants. To make a long story short, it took just three applications of marijuana before he was on the carpet being willfully and repeatedly sodomized by the other subjects, with a smile on his face.
Juan is one of the few patients that we might lose. While most were remorseful for the daisy chain of sin, Juan insisted on Estrogen therapy and the result is what you see in the photograph. Pray that we can save him with Jesus Christ!
This is a very dangerous substance, Brothers. We plan phase two of the study next week to prove that unsaved women are just as susceptible to lesbanianism from marijuana as heathen men are to gayness.
In Christ