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Originally Posted by The Horse Guy
To the Editor of Landover Truth and Light:
I am curious, however, as to the accuracy of Pastor Ezekiel's age. It is listed as 29 on most articles, but some of these are over a year old. Would he not be 30 (at least) now? Should not his age be presented factually?
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Jesus H. Christ! Just look at my smooth boyish but manly face and my swell-kept fingernails and you'll realize that no old timer of thirty-something would have such complexion. And by covfefe I can tell you that it's taken some mighty prayers and ointments applied by my houseboys to attain this!
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Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire
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Thank you, Bath
tubfire! I hope that this issue is now settled. Now, on to the classified ads. If the lesser believers can write a letter to the Editor so can I. Ha!
To the Editor of Landover Truth and Light!
I need my septic tank scrubbed clean asap. When you the Horse Guy and Faith_M. etc. read this you should not be reading it but be at the mansion taking care of my things. I hate it when my houseboys have to clean the cesspits as the stench lingers around them when they service me in the evening. I'm 29.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)