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Default Re: And it is a WAR! - 11-29-2007, 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by H. Montague Worthington View Post
My wife Delores is a True Christian™ soldier in the War on Christmas. Last weekend she established a beachhead outside a Kohls department store, and with a crack commando team of 19 of her church friends, she went behind enemy lines to confiscate all of their disgusting "Happy Holidays" signs. When the Joo security guard tried to stop them they made a daring escape to their vehicles. As they sped away they sang hymns and shouted Merry Christmas while running down patrons in the parking lot. Needless to say my heart was filled with pride and joyous glee at the Christian defeat of the Joo secularists at Kohls. They'll think twice before they try to ram their Joo Secularist Agenda of Hate down our throats at this special time of year.

Bravo, Brother H! Your wife and her friends are to be commended!

I'm thinking that maybe the next step would be to spray paint "Merry Christmas" on one sides of the cars parked in Kohl's parking lots. Might as well spray paint "Jesus Saves" on the other side, too.

When it comes to the War on Christmas, one has to choose sides. You're either with us (for Christmas, and Jesus!), or against us.

YIC,
Buford


yours in Christ,
Brother Buford



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