GOP Policy update on Libertarianism
Former Policy: All good conservatives are Libertarians embracing the unregulated free market along with the "Greed is good" philosophy as the cornerstones of Christian Morality and American economic properity. Ayn Raynd is the new Thomas Aquinas.
New Policy: Ayn Raynd was a drug crazed, man eating, serial aborting, Atheist whore who's soulless philosophy reduced all human interaction down to a financial transaction. Not now, not ever, not in the future will any good conservative even consider her secularist philosophy.
Hat tip to
Paul Ryan, has always the intellectual giant of the House. Freehold residents are instructed to contact Security for disposal of any copies of
The Fountainhead and
Atlas Shrugged in their possession.