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  • Please pray the space shuttle blows up

    Friends,

    As we all know NASA is nothing but a big hollywood production that wastes the tax payers money pretending to launch spaceships into space. Tomorrow is suppose to be the last "launch" and I for one will be praying that God swats it out of the sky like He has done in the past as a grand finale showing his disapproval of such silly endeavors. We all know it would crash into the firmament as the Bible clearly tells us what is above us.

    Genesis 1:6 And God said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters.
    Genesis 1:7 And God made the firmament, and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament: and it was so.
    Genesis 1:8 And God called the firmament Heaven. And the evening and the morning were the second day.
    Genesis 1:9 And God said, Let the waters under the heaven be gathered together unto one place, and let the dry land appear: and it was so.

    I'm SO sick of these liberal programs that waste billions of dollars pretending to fly into space to impress star track retards. The money could be spent on so many better projects, like building True Christian churchs, defending our borders from the mexican and canadian menace, outreach to heathen cultures for True Christian conversion to save save there Godless souls....need I go on?

    Please Brothers, pray God destroys the space shuttle tomorrow...I've had enough. (according to the weather reports, it appears God is getting ready - possible thunder storms tomorrow, coincidence?)
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    -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
    -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
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    Re: Please pray the space shuttle blows up

    It's really a shame how they use tax payer money to try to peek into heaven. They have no business being there.

    Yes, God, bring down that space shuttle.
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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    • #3
      Re: Please pray the space shuttle blows up

      Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
      It's really a shame how they use tax payer money to try to peek into heaven. They have no business being there.

      Yes, God, bring down that space shuttle.
      I'm praying, brother. We all know what happened the last time some nimrod tried to do that.

      Pun intended.

      Pastor Billy-Reuben
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      • #4
        Re: Please pray the space shuttle blows up

        I believe that the studio who created the "space pictures" and "space movies" has decided to work for another costumer ( hollywood pays more money probably).

        Of course the NASA is now in a bad situation because their photoshop skills are way to worse to make the "space" look real. So they decided to stop the "programm".
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        • #5
          Re: Please pray the space shuttle blows up

          Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
          I believe that the studio who created the "space pictures" and "space movies" has decided to work for another costumer ( hollywood pays more money probably).

          Of course the NASA is now in a bad situation because their photoshop skills are way to worse to make the "space" look real. So they decided to stop the "programm".
          This makes perfect sense to me Brother Templeton.

          It's amazing it lasted as long as it did, and people actually believing they were sending people to outer space

          Some people are so gullible, they'll believe anything
          -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
          -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

          -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
          -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
          -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
          -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
          -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

          STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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          • #6
            Re: Please pray the space shuttle blows up

            We all saw what happened that time when they miscalculated and it banged into the Firmament.
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            Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

            John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

            Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
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            • #7
              Re: Please pray the space shuttle blows up

              Originally posted by John Creeser View Post
              This makes perfect sense to me Brother Templeton.

              It's amazing it lasted as long as it did, and people actually believing they were sending people to outer space

              Some people are so gullible, they'll believe anything
              Brother Creeser because of this i am thankful for this place. Here we can worship Jesus together and question everything which is not in the Bible.
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              -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
              -Holocaust Jokes
              -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
              -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
              -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
              -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
              -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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              • #8
                Re: Please pray the space shuttle blows up

                I won't pray for the space shuttle to blow up, but only because I am 100% certain that God has already sent Finnish and/or Islamic terrorists to destroy it, and the real story has just been hushed up by the Godless Jews who control Big Space.
                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                • #9
                  Re: Please pray the space shuttle blows up

                  Praying for a spectacular fireworks display on re-entry.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Please pray the space shuttle blows up

                    No one should try and do things that God has forbidden, God will punish those who challenge what he has said, just like he'll punish those people who support those liberal programs to fund the Jew-media and the Homo-llywood, what a waste of our tax dollars, Jesus is the only real astronaut.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Please pray the space shuttle blows up

                      Too many liberal star track fans nowadays. Hopefully, God can remind them that he is the one and true almighty.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Please pray the space shuttle doesnt blow up

                        So your telling me we havent been in space and the moon landing stuff is fake?
                        Lev.20:13
                        If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Please pray the space shuttle blows up

                          I believe that God has made every space shuttle ever explode. The lying scientists just started faking it once they realized God would not allow them success.
                          Zechariah 13:3 And it shall come to pass, that when any shall yet prophesy, then his father and his mother that begat him shall say unto him, Thou shalt not live; for thou speakest lies in the name of the LORD: and his father and his mother that begat him shall thrust him through when he prophesieth.
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                          • #14
                            Re: Please pray the space shuttle doesnt blow up

                            Originally posted by Brian Payne View Post
                            So your telling me we havent been in space and the moon landing stuff is fake?
                            You are joking, right?

                            Men landed on that light in the sky?
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                            Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                            John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                            Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                            The truth about volcanos
                            Sex and debauchery in public schools
                            Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                            God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                            Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Please pray the space shuttle doesnt blow up

                              Originally posted by Brian Payne View Post
                              So your telling me we havent been in space and the moon landing stuff is fake?
                              Yup.

                              Please show how the moon landing isn't fake without using books, articles, video - none of which you know to be 100% true - simply from your own knowledge. You can't, can you?

                              That's why you atheists will never match us True Christians™ when it comes to intellect and knowledge. We do not have to rely on our own discernment of what is true or not in matters of faith, we have the Holy Bible to guide us and give us the answers.

                              Instead, you have faith in some thing that some guys wrote in the past and you believe in it?

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