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Default Re: Moses, competent, good and wise leadership! - 04-12-2017, 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Something-on-my-Paws View Post
Whether the Jews killed Jesus or not at that point in time is irrelevant to me, as a Pastafarian. I hate them for other reasons.
I thought that Pastafarians were full of love-- not because they are high on the ganga, like the Rastafari, but because they are filled with good, satisfying pasta* and merry-making beer.


It's also worth pointing out that those Jews whom Moses led out of Egypt also enjoyed a good beer. It was a major source of energy and nutrition when they built the pyramids. Seems like you guys would have a lot in common.


* Not as satisfying as the Bread of Life.


John 6:35

And Jesus said unto them, I am the bread of life: he that cometh to me shall never hunger; and he that believeth on me shall never thirst.

John 6:48

I am that bread of life.



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