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  • #31
    Re: John 2:20 - How old was Jesus?

    Originally posted by Pastor Rune Enoe View Post
    Brethren and Sistern

    One thing that really sickens me is when FALSE Christians are portraying their hippy-dippy flower-power Jesus. They always paint him as a young boy in his thirties!

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    Obviously this is pure rot. There's no way such a young snot - 30 years of age - could speak with the authority of a master and pastor. You might argue that Jesus is God - sure, but God is eternal and far more than 30 years old, so that's rather irrelevant, isn't it?

    So how old was Jesus? He gives us an answer in the fourth gospel:

    John 2:18 Then answered the Jews and said unto him, What sign shewest thou unto us, seeing that thou doest these things?
    John 2:19 Jesus answered and said unto them, Destroy this temple, and in three days I will raise it up.
    John 2:20 Then said the Jews, Forty and six years was this temple in building, and wilt thou rear it up in three days?
    John 2:21 But he spake of the temple of his body.
    John 2:22 When therefore he was risen from the dead, his disciples remembered that he had said this unto them; and they believed the scripture, and the word which Jesus had said.

    We're all aware that our body is a temple of God (1 Peter 2:5, 1 Corinthians 3:16-17, 1 Corinthians 6:19, 2 Corinthians 6:16, Ephesians 2:21-22) - but here we have Jesus comparing His own body to a specific temple - one that it had taken 46 years to build, and which He would resurrect in 3 days.

    It is written (John 2:22) that when "he was risen from the dead, his disciples remembered that he had said " about the 3-days resurrection, but everybody conveniently forgot about the 46 years - including the kiddie-diddlers in the Vatican.

    There's a message here to all angst-ridden pizza-faced teenage know-it-alls who pester this HOLY board. And the message is that life starts at forty, and till you reach maturity, it would behoove you to listen to your betters and stop flaunting your ignorance.
    Holy Bible: The God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob, the God of our fathers, has glorified his servant Jesus.
    [Acts 3:13]

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    • #32
      Re: John 2:20 - How old was Jesus?

      Originally posted by ac111971 View Post
      Holy Bible: The God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob, the God of our fathers, has glorified his servant Jesus.
      [Acts 3:13]
      Please make an intruduction post post in th Introduction sub forum.

      God bless.
      1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

      Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

      Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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      • #33
        Re: John 2:20 - How old was Jesus?

        jesus doesn't exist soooooooooo.......

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        • #34
          Re: John 2:20 - How old was Jesus?

          Originally posted by psychoguineapig View Post
          jesus doesn't exist soooooooooo.......
          What a well-thought-out counterpoint! You've convinced me to give up an Eternity of Love and Worship for a few scant years of debauchery, buggery, and reefer cigarettes.



          Now, how about hopping your frisky bunny behind over to the Introduction Forum and tell us all about Your Personal Walk With Jesus...we want to get to know you!



          Yours in Christ,

          Z. Smyth
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          • #35
            Re: John 2:20 - How old was Jesus?

            My favorite bible verse "Communism leads to homers" Romanicus 13;23

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            • #36
              Re: John 2:20 - How old was Jesus?

              Hello KewlCommie, and welcome to our forums! You sound a bit miffed. Are you having trouble finding the courage to abandon your Sin and embrace a life in Faith instead?

              We'd love to get to know you more. Would you mind introducing yourself in our Intro sub-forum so we can keep this discussion on track? Being able to share favorite Bible Verses can be very therapeutic in these End Times. There's not much time left before Jesus returns, and people are understandably on edge, what with all the gays frolicking around everywhere you go, demanding to get gay-married and raise gay-children. It helps to be reminded of why we have thrown our lot in with Christ Jesus and rejected the wisdom of the world (1 Corinthians 3:19).

              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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              • #37
                Re: John 2:20 - How old was Jesus?

                Originally posted by KewlCommie View Post
                My favorite bible verse "Communism leads to homers" Romanicus 13;23
                Greetings Commie. There are communists in my home which is Jamaica. They march around a lot and they have a lot of meetings. There are also communists here at the University of Wisconsin where I am an undergraduate. They are few and they have meetings two or three times a week to discuss the coming revolution. I do not believe that the verse you have quoted is from the Holy Bible. We have only just met but let me offer you advice in the spirit of friendship. The people who have graciously set up this web site to allow Christians to fellowship among themselves and spread the word of the Baptist Christians are very friendly and open minded but they will grow angry if you act up. You risk rebuke if you trifle with God's word.

                Jah Guide
                Trevor
                Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4

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                • #38
                  Re: John 2:20 - How old was Jesus?

                  Originally posted by Mrs. Rogers View Post
                  Unsurprising though, seeing as 46 is approximately 40 years beyond the age of consent for altar boys; it would seem the Vatican's sexual deviance has polluted the truth regarding Jesus's true age.

                  My Christ is not an angsty, whimpering whippersnapper!


                  Yet, you've just broken the a commandment of God's law. In Exodus 20:4, it says, "Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth"(KJV). You do not create your own version of the Lord, but rather the Lord tells us who He is in the bible. In Luke 3:23 Luke says that Jesus started his ministry when he was thirty years of age. His ministry lasted 3 years. What you say implies that you won't respect someone young. There are so many young people who are extremely wise and respected. What you are saying is very prideful and you should rethink what you've said. Some of the most influential Christians of this time are people like Trip Lee, a rapper who's only 26! He might not be in his fifties, but he's influenced many different generations to live for the Lord. Joshua DuBois, Obama's faith adviser, is only 31. He is respected by many because of what he does, especially former president Barack Obama.

                  If it makes you feel any better, I am under the age of 18. So maybe what I'm saying is invalid because of my age, but I genuinely want to make a Christian impact in this world. God bless.

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                  • #39
                    Re: John 2:20 - How old was Jesus?

                    Originally posted by kylinn0307 View Post


                    Yet, you've just broken the a commandment of God's law. In Exodus 20:4, it says, "Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth"(KJV).
                    If you intend to accuse Mrs. Rogers of gravening images, I do hope you're prepared to show proof of such an object. Otherwise, your libelous words can and may be used against you by our crack team of Jew lawyers.
                    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                    • #40
                      Re: John 2:20 - How old was Jesus?

                      I didn't intend to, my apologies. I just thought it wasn't right to say that about the Lord if the age of Jesus is debatable. I guess I got off track of what I was trying to say. Would you be able to forgive me?

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                      • #41
                        Re: John 2:20 - How old was Jesus?

                        Originally posted by kylinn0307 View Post
                        I didn't intend to, my apologies. I just thought it wasn't right to say that about the Lord if the age of Jesus is debatable. I guess I got off track of what I was trying to say. Would you be able to forgive me?
                        There is no debate. The Holy Bible is right, and those who disagree are wrong. What's so difficult about that concept?


                        You'll have to wait for Mrs. Rogers to forgive you. I'll reserve my own forgiveness to see if you deserve it or not (Matthew 7:6).
                        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                        • #42
                          Re: John 2:20 - How old was Jesus?

                          Hello, just to get straight to the point, there is no fucking god, stop believing that there is one and stop trying to think that when you die some guy in a white beard will send you to a magical place. get real you dumbasses

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                          • #43
                            Re: John 2:20 - How old was Jesus?

                            Originally posted by FukGod View Post
                            Hello, just to get straight to the point, there is no piffleing god, stop believing that there is one and stop trying to think that when you die some guy in a white beard will send you to a magical place. get real you dumbasses


                            Good day to you, potential-child-of-God!


                            Please make a post for yourself in the Introduction Sub-Forum. There you can create your own thread, and go on at length as to why you just aren't sure yet whether you can trust Jesus with your tender heart. (You can.)


                            It will be such a joy to get to know you and share the Love of the Lord with you.


                            Acceptingly Yours,
                            Handmaiden


                            P.S. You can relax now, little one. The healing begins.
                            His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                            Guns For God and the Economy

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                            • #44
                              Re: John 2:20 - How old was Jesus?

                              Originally posted by FukGod View Post
                              Hello, just to get straight to the point, there is no piffleing god, stop believing that there is one and stop trying to think that when you die some guy in a white beard will send you to a magical place. get real you dumbasses
                              Hello FukGod,

                              This must be one of the least polite introductions ever. What are you trying to accomplish by merely showing up and insulting people? And why would you do such a thing in the first place?
                              Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

                              Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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                              • #45
                                Re: John 2:20 - How old was Jesus?

                                thank you, jesus couldnt have been 30 to do everything he could he has to be at least 50, exactly what my priest showed my when i was 8 using special toys!

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