[IllLogicalBunny]

Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne

I wouldn't waste good church funds my hard-earned money on a naughty tart like yourself.

Although, I'd be willing to to minister you one-on-one to help you with your salvation. They have the Ritz-Carlton down here in Laguna Beach you know. I could rent a room, which would give us privacy from the outside world, and I could orally profess what Christ has done for me to you.

Let me know if you want to stay the atheist scum you are....or become a Good True Christian™ Woman with a place reserved in Heaven for you.

I'm growing fond of you reverend but not enough to stay in your hotel room and be orally professed...