Dearest Eva,
I would like to add my voice to those of my brothers and sisters!
Please take time to visit the many areas of our forum. There is much wisdom to be found here! In particular, you may want to visit the ladies prayer shack. My darling sisters gather there to discuss topics of interest to the weaker sex. We hope you'll fellowship with us there. Should you have any questions, please don't hesitate to ask. You are now on my prayer list, particularly that your husband's seed will find purchase within your womb, and that you produce a man-child for the pleasure of your husband and the glory of GOD.
I am unmarried and therefore childless. This has afforded me the time to begin building my pie business, unlike some people here that do nothing but spit out 7 (or soon, 8) fat, retarded little pointy-headed aliens. Or others that try to attract heathens to, oh, for example, Michigan. (We'll talk later, hon - in private)
May the glory and divine presence of our most gracious LORD JESUS be with you always.
In His Grace,
Naomi Ruth Lamb
1 Samuel 8:13 "And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cookes, and to be bakers."
Naomi Ruth Lamb, Proprietress:
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Once you've tasted Naomi's pie, you'll crave it again and again and again and again.
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