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Originally Posted by Faith_Machine
I'm not saying there's a problem with any of the girls who take care of LBC's bookkeeping, but let's just say somebody can sometimes be a little bit forgetful about which monies are hers and which are God's.
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My friend,
I have made a 7:45 a.m. appointment for you at the church offices to review your tithing records and formulate a future plan, so you may remain in Good Standing.
I personally do not come into the accounting vaults until noon, but this will give you some much needed time to consider where you currently find yourself.
A car will collect you at 7:30. I suggest you pack a bag.
Thank you for your cooperation in this difficult and heretofore unforeseen matter. All personal, business, and family financial records from 1979 to the present day will be required.
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