Re: Greg Hampikian, Professor of Biology at BSU Asks, "When May I Shoot a Student?" -
02-28-2014, 10:52 PM
The professor should shoot whenever the Holy Spirit moves him to. The thundering voice of God is real and should never be ignored, nor quelled by "satan's little helpers", such as thorazine, haldol or depakote.
9.999 out of 10 secular college students have engaged in either buggery or bulldykery, so the odds are stacked in his favor that even if he does mortally wound any students, he will simply be carrying out God's will as laid out for us in Leviticus 20:13.
I don't think he has anything to worry about...
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