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Default Re: Dr. Niles? Are you there? - 04-05-2014, 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Didymus Much View Post
Um... FPD To Enforce the No-Lifeguard-But-Jesus ordinance

Whatever True Christian™ man ever decides to try to save your soul is going to have his work cut out for him.
Once again, the arrogance of the unsaved rears its ugly, lust ridden head. I know the plans you have for me - plans to remove my hope and my future; plans to rob me of my prosperity and to harm me because I speak the truth of JESUS, whom you abhor.

I assure you, vile man, that you will have no purchase within my garments. While I was unaware of the ordinance prohibiting lifeguards, it makes me no more likely to accept your whiskey induced advances (Is it Jack Daniels or Jim Beam?). It makes me even more fervent in keeping your strong, manly hands from touching my smooth, milky skin!

If you would like to speak more about your sin-sick soul, I can fit you in on Tuesday. Be aware that I will travel with a strong, Godly chaperone and he will be listening in from outside the room!

Defending my faith and purity,
Miss Lamb


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