I saw a link to this, and thought I'd have a humble stab at it.
Deuteronomy 22:11 Thou shalt not wear a garment of divers sorts,
as of woollen and linen together
Deuteronomy 22:11 Yo dawg! Dontcha kno ya aint spose to deck out dem two typs a threads, at da same damn tyme main!
I had a hard time with the "wool and linnen" part though! - any ideas?