[Toilet Brain]

Originally Posted by Dr Laurence Niles

Contraception never fails: it is specifically bypassed by Jesus every time He wants a child to be born.

This is why every abortion is like unleashing white hot streams of urinal fluid straight into His crying eyes.

It's bad enough some foetus dies but more importantly Jesus' will has been thwarted by God haters and they should feel the full penalty of the law.

YIC

Condoms can split