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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
....On this i.pod one band was featured more than any other: Black Veil Brides.
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One of the many great things about hearing confession every day is that you get to keep up on all of the latest in sinning and often, in the case of our young ones, it is accompanied by music.
Whether it's hearing about which tracks are the latest make-out tunes to which Swedish Thrash Death Metal bands are the preferred back-drop for midget based S&M Mazola parties, there is precious little about wicked music we don't hear about in the sinbin!
Let me assure the original poster (
who spends a lot time not tending to her husband and family because she is often here acting as an equal to the ecclesiastical grifters who run this pyramid scheme) that the band she speaks of are not even real.
They, like your Church, are a bunch of posers pretending to be something they are not so as to get impressionable fools to part with their hard earned cash in the name of a 'movement' and 'lifestyle' they don't really believe in or whose shoes they never walk in.
Much in the way Baptists are just a late middle-ages offshoot of German whinging about the Church Jesus built on the rock of Saint Peter, Black Veil Brides are just a dress-up group of wannabes with less talent than Sarah Palin has brains.
Although your daughter (
whose name has popped up in confessions enough to confirm her town mattress stature btw) has a number of their lame ditties on her music player, rest assured she is one of small minority and be certain this band have as much sway on kids today as Darwin has on you and your fellow home-school dropouts.
They cannot play their instruments and essentially just dance around lip-synching in front of fake equipment... again, somewhat like Ms. Palin.
Bless you, my mother of a popular party favor,
Father Mo
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