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Default Re: Dolphins and Evolution! - 05-21-2008, 07:13 PM

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I am interested to know if you have had any sex with these dolphins. I have heard that they are highly attracted to hairy lechrous old farts.
A most surprising interest and I’m not at all sure what suggested this to you! If I were I you, I would keep away from any such purveyors of filth and general disgustingness who tell you these things.

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How would you feel if they insist on being on top? Would you be okay being the bottom?
… I’m quite at a loss…

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I think the gods made dolphins because man was too much like an ape.
You may be hairy, look like a nigra and be able to peel bananas with your feet, we here at Landover are quite different.

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"For many cultures across the world, whales and dolphins are associated with divine powers and are seen as superior beings.
You are speaking of heathens – their thoughts and beliefs are an abomination unto the Lord, Who will smite them, and of no consequence as they are mere superstition.


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In ancient Greece, to kill a dolphin was equal to killing a human and was a crime punishable by death.
I had heard this but thought that it was a myth. How can there be punishment for killing anything that does not have a soul? It is only unfortunate that homosexuality was not viewed as a capital crime, but that would have put paid to half of Greece. Thus we see that we would have been in blessed ignorance of the corrupt and amoral views of heathens and their lifestyle choices.


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For dolphins were seen messengers for the Gods,
You may wish to trust the letter containing your wages to a dolphin, I would not – they appear to be quite dense.


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and were closely associated with Poseidon's daughters, the Nereids, the goddess of love Aphrodite, the heroine Galatea and the music-loving sun god, Apollo.
The former were imaginary, the later is an imaginary homer. In the case of the Nereids you will see from the link that although there were supposed to be 50 of them, there are about 80 names for them. A religion based on a fairy tale and filled with discrepancies in its book is not worth the paper upon which it is written.


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It was said that the constellation Delphinus, the dolphin, was put in the sky by Poseidon in gratitude to the dolphins for finding his bride Amphitrite."
Who are these people who keep saying these things? How unlikely is it that a mythical god would put people up in the sky?

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I know where those stars are, I can help you find them if you like.
StarFinder… we all know where the stars are – they are in the firmament! And why would anyone in their right mind want to find any of them – they are there; God put them there and that’s good enough for me. If He has a plan involving them, then it’s His plan and it will be revealed in the fullness of time or not at all.


Nevertheless, many thanks for your interest and I hope your journey towards Salvation™ has been made a little easier.





“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

Author of such illuminating essays as,
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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