Re: Movies that would be Godly if given TC™ Alternative Endings -
10-14-2014, 06:20 PM
Switch (1991):
Steve doesn't get a second chance (Hebrews 9:27), but he doesn't go to hell for being a male chauvinist either (1 Corinthians 11:8-9). Instead, he and all of his floozies go to hell for never accepting Jesus and for being fornicators. Of course, the women are also damned for committing first-degree murder, which in Hellyweird's inverted "values" system is a less heinous sin than knowing which sex God prefers.
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