Re: Movies that would be Godly if given TC™ Alternative Endings -
10-14-2014, 07:56 AM
Forrest Gump
Upon learning that her young child is a gimp and a retard, Forrest's mom does the right thing and promptly institutionalizes him. Immediately upon his arrival at the asylum, Gump is befriended by a stern but loving male nurse who beats the fear of The Lord into him several times daily over a span of years. Gump spends the remainder of his days drooling in a straight jacket, inwardly praising Christ in his own "special" way. The End.
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