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Originally Posted by Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
In another installment of Today in Christ:
June 21st, 2000
As we all know, Europe has been very gay for a long time. Well I have done some research and found that today was the point-of-no-return, so to speak. It was on this day that Scotland, in a decision that would hasten the return of Jesus by decades and damning all of Europe to Hell. Scotland's government, in a 99-17 decision, repealed Section 28, the last piece of legislation that followed Jesus' Word by outlawing homosexuality. Ever since this day, the Devil has made Europe his own vacation lot. The United States may be an easy target for him these days, so he retires to Scotland to ensure that he will have his way. |
Who ever thought it was a good idea to let the Scottish govern themselves anyway? Seriously, a government made up of Scottish people is the sort of wacky idea that makes majority rule in South Africa look positively reasonable.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.