In a continuing edition of
Today in Christ, I present to you today's edition, for
March 21.
On March 21, 1800, the Roman Catholic "Church", in its neverending orgy of homosexual dressing and over-sensationalized pomp, committed a fashion
faux-pas that makes me just cringe. The previous Pope, Pope Pius VI (as if a pope could be pious
) had been forced from his "high chair" by, of all people, the French "troops" (and here I was thinking that the French "army" couldn't whup a puppy -- but then again, their adversary was a man in a dress!). This left the Catholics in quite a bind! They had no pope, so who was going to play "God on earth" for their converts! The French troops were so violent that they even smashed up all of the valuable assets that the Catholic church had, including jewels, precious metals, and, most importantly, the Crown for the pope! How unlike the French: a military victory
and ruining something fancy, all in one day!
Anyways, the Catholics decided that they needed a new person to play God, so they ran to the nearest bath-house and took the nearest man who wasn't currently playing "hide the sausage" with the local boy scouts and decided to name
him their new pope -- Heaven forbid that they actually have to answer to God Almighty for awhile! Now anybody worth a hill of beans in this world can tell you how the Catholics
never do anything without snazzy dresses and other such sparkly things that put the gays to shame, and this was no exception. However, without their crown and gems -- they were stuck! My friends, the Catholic church had to resort to the lowest of the low. They stooped to a level that the most devious sodomite wouldn't even THINK of touching. They crowned their new "God on Earth" with a............
papier-mache Tiara
I hope this is worth as good a laugh for you as it was for me -- I know for a fact that no Catholic worth his beans would admit to such a travesty! The next time you run across a catholic molesting a little boy, ask where HIS papier mache tiara is