[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

From time to time, the Queen's Corgis viciously attack some palace lackey. Most incidents are hushed up, but word does leak out.



From our files:


LONDON: Buckingham Palace admitted in most polite language today that a most untoward thing has happened: One of the Queen's dogs bit one of the Queen's Guardsmen. It happened late last week, but nobody heard about it because the Queen's red-coated, bushy-hatted Guardsmen seldom say more than the Queen's dogs. Grenadier Guardsman Alfred Edge, 23,-year-old draftee, clicked his heels and hump-two-threed just as a royal footman was walking one of Queen Elizabeth II's three pet corgis. This excited the pint-sized dog, and in the confusion two toothmarks appeared on the Guardsman's leg. Some suspect it was Susan, who last week nipped the royal clockwinder, Leonard Hubbard. Guardsman Edge did not flick a muscle until his relief arrived on schedule. Two days later, his legs became slightly sore and medical treatment was prescribed. Guardsman Edge has not commented. But it was learned that tomorrow he will be discharged from the army after two years' service and return home where, as of yesterday, his wife keeps no dogs.



Imagine what these vicious killers do to intruders!!