Re: A Poem about the Gospels -
02-12-2009, 04:14 PM
A Poem Based On 1 Corinthians
Ten things that keep you out of heaven: 1) fornicating 2) idolatry 3) adultery 4) acting like a sissy 5) being a homo 6) stealing 7) coveting 8) alcoholism 9) hating 10) extortion
Do you not have a wife? Well then, don't get married!
Forget marriage, for the time is short, wrote Paul, only some 1,900 years ago!
Do not be friends with gentiles, for they are devils!
For just as God is in charge of Jesus, and Jesus in charge of men, so men are in charge of women!
Women must keep their heads covered in church, if they refuse, shave them bald!
Men should not be covered up, for they are made in the image of God - women are just made of the image of men, women were made from men, and for men, not vice versa!
It is a shame for a man to have long hair, but a glory for women!
Women - be silent in church! Be obedient to your man! If you insist on trying to learn, do it at home, don't bother the congregation!
AMEN
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