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Default Re: Expert Help Is Available for Dealing With Your Sin - 04-05-2018, 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Bubba Buck View Post
To be fair, I have had a lot of gay demons I've had to expel from my...err...past life shall we say? I am afraid of them still haunting me and I don't want to go back and have to confront them again lest they taint my body once more. Perhaps I should ask Brother Popoff for help. He's always expedient in replying to my letters.
What you need, friend, is a nice All-American firearm! No sin-soaked homer will come near a real man with a real gun. May I interest you in a Colt M1911 pistol inscribed with your favorite Bible verse?


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Psalm 27:1
The LORD is my light and my salvation; whom shall I fear? The LORD is the strength of my life; of whom shall I be afraid?
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