How I almost got the AIDS while waiting in line for a slice of pizza -
01-06-2013, 05:13 PM
This happened to me on Dec. 29 while I was driving from Pittsburgh back to Freehold after a long day of viewing holiday miniature train displays (Oglebay Resort, Carnegie Science Center, and PPG Wintergarden). I was driving home thru Columbus, OH, and it was really late and I was starving so I pulled off the 670 near High St. and parked to get something quick from a food truck. The only thing I saw was a greasy pizza truck called Mikey's Late Night Slice (sick, huh?) but there was a line so I assumed that it would be OK. It was pretty cold and I had my parka on but these two fags behind me thought that it would be smart to go out on the coldest night of the year with just their shirts on so they were hugging each other and grabbing each other trying to stay warm.
No one else would say anything, so I finally had to let them know that it wasn't cool. I told those fags to "cut their gay shit out" but then I realized that I was surrounded by fags and they were going to gang up on me and then I started to worry for my life. Even the homers who run the pizza truck told me that they wouldn't serve me, something about hate when I was just trying to do the right thing. I guess in Columbus it's OK to hate Christians.
Anyway, I think I survived getting the AIDS. And, I got a sandwich at some gas station on the way home.
Lesson: try to avoid Columbus, Ohio.
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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