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Originally Posted by Buckminster Carlson
I caught my wife reading the "cosmosexual" magazine behind the shed about 10 or so years ago and it had that filthy word right on the cover. She had apparently picked it up at a news-stand on her way home from shopping. I asked her if anyone had seen her buy it and she said only the cashier knew. It shamed me to no end. I took her inside that same shed and beat her with a rubber hose until she couldn't stand up. I burned the magazine and burried the ashes. I had to miss dinner that night because of that woman's insolence. Needless to say, she hasn't bought another one of those news-stand magazines since.
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How heroic of you to beat a harmless women.