Invitation

[Pantheist]

I would like to use this chance to invite you all to the Andkristnihátíð 2010(The Icelandic Anti-Christian Festival 2010)

http://www.andkristni.is/main.html

This festival will be held in Iceland to celebrate the hate on God and christianity.
If you have grown weary of republican rappers and Jimmy Swaggart I encourage you to hop on a flight to Iceland and check this festival out.

There will be loads of merchandise for sale and forms to resign from the national church.

There will be many great bands headlining, such as:

Sororicide(Iceland):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqZxFuFi0TU

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Rotting Christ(Greece):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNlSVA2edG0

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Sólstafir(Iceland):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTj4z4-Cq-I

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So instead of burning in heaven with that self-righteous, envious, evil "God" being you people seem to talk so much about you should all come and join us in hell, B.Y.O.B. ofcourse.

And on behalf of the Icelandic people I would like to say:
Yes, we hate this "God" being.
Yes we do have an army of trolls, elves and goblins under our command, so watch out.
Yes, we are no-good atheists and pagans destined for Hell.
Yes, Björk is our spiritual leader.
Yes, she is the product of an eskimo and a retard.
Yes, we stone the children of christian fanatics.
Yes, Iceland is the gateway to hell[see "Hekla"].
Yes, we are trying to destroy the traditional family, because let's face it, people in Iceland are pretty damn evil.
Yes, there's a party at Dúfnahólar 10 after the Icelandic Anti-Christian Festival.

Although I do not believe in hell or heaven, "God" or Jesus Christ I will, if you christians are right, settle for hell rather than heaven, seems like a nicer place, and being that I live in Iceland it's closer to home than heaven.

Sincerely,

Pantheist.

[Palmer C. Eldrich]

Re: Invitation

I'm not really sure why you atheists are so angry at Jesus. Can't you think of something better to dedicate your festival to hating? How about hating something that actually exists, like earthquakes? Or Republicans?

[Pantheist]

Re: Invitation

Expressing our hate on christians and christianity which does, the last I checked, exist and is a growing problem in the universe.

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Re: Invitation

Are invitees allowed to adorn themselves with firearms as the Holy Constitution guarantees? Would be more fun that way.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Invitation

I would like to use this chance to invite you all to the Andkristnihátíð 2010(The Icelandic Anti-Christian Festival 2010)

http://www.andkristni.is/main.html

This festival will be held in Iceland to celebrate the hate on God and christianity.
If you have grown weary of republican rappers and Jimmy Swaggart I encourage you to hop on a flight to Iceland and check this festival out.

There will be loads of merchandise for sale and forms to resign from the national church.

There will be many great bands headlining, such as:

Sororicide(Iceland):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqZxFuFi0TU

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Rotting Christ(Greece):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNlSVA2edG0

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Sólstafir(Iceland):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTj4z4-Cq-I

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So instead of burning in heaven with that self-righteous, envious, evil "God" being you people seem to talk so much about you should all come and join us in hell, B.Y.O.B. ofcourse.

And on behalf of the Icelandic people I would like to say:
Yes, we hate this "God" being.
Yes we do have an army of trolls, elves and goblins under our command, so watch out.
Yes, we are no-good atheists and pagans destined for Hell.
Yes, Björk is our spiritual leader.
Yes, she is the product of an eskimo and a retard.
Yes, we stone the children of christian fanatics.
Yes, Iceland is the gateway to hell[see "Hekla"].
Yes, we are trying to destroy the traditional family, because let's face it, people in Iceland are pretty damn evil.
Yes, there's a party at Dúfnahólar 10 after the Icelandic Anti-Christian Festival.

Although I do not believe in hell or heaven, "God" or Jesus Christ I will, if you christians are right, settle for hell rather than heaven, seems like a nicer place, and being that I live in Iceland it's closer to home than heaven.

Sincerely,

Pantheist.

That is just plain silly, why would I travel to see a frozen block of ICE, shoot I can look in my deep freezer and see that! The cash I save can be given to the church.

[Pantheist]

Re: Invitation

Are invitees allowed to adorn themselves with firearms as the Holy Constitution guarantees? Would be more fun that way.

You could adorn yourself with firearms, but it's more fun to kill someone with bare hands in my opinion.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Invitation

This festival will be held in Iceland to celebrate the hate on God and christianity

You could adorn yourself with firearms, but it's more fun to kill someone with bare hands in my opinion.

Then you are doing it wrong...

[Pantheist]

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Then you are doing it wrong...

Nope, to feel the last breath slip out of a person is amazing, way better than pulling any trigger.

Drowning people in pudding is also fun.

[Cranky Old Man]

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Nope, to feel the last breath slip out of a person is amazing, way better than pulling any trigger.

You must have used the wrong kind of gun. I assure you I have great fun when I blow the brains out of some animal while I am hunting.

[Icelandic Atheist]

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Ooooh, Sólstafir

Sounds like it'll be as much fun as usual, count me in.

[Cranky Old Man]

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Ooooh, Sólstafir Sounds like it'll be as much fun as usual, count me in.

You guys are harder to get rid of than cockroaches.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Invitation

If you want publicity for your depraved festival, you could at least pay for a banner ad. Contact Mr. Mosje Epstein at LBC marketing. (epstein@landoverbaptist.net) for that.

[Pantheist]

Re: Invitation

You must have used the wrong kind of gun. I assure you I have great fun when I blow the brains out of some animal while I am hunting.

You, my good sir, might be right.
Anyways, teatime.

[Pantheist]

Re: Invitation

If you want publicity for your depraved festival, you could at least pay for a banner ad. Contact Mr. Mosje Epstein at LBC marketing. (epstein@landoverbaptist.net) for that.

Banner ad you say?

Maybe you could even advertise it in one of your little "gatherings".