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Rebuke Re: Planet Saturn - A Star so Deprived it Wishes to Become the Catholic Pope! - 03-10-2018, 09:57 PM

As your former student, I simply must point out the fallacies of your arguments. Without any scientific basis, you have argued correlations between events that are simply unconnected in any way to falsely convince people that you know the truth - when none of this makes sense.


An inanimate object can not be pope (with the exception of the late Saint Pope John Paul II the Great, who was pretty much inanimate for the latter portion of his papacydom). An inanimate object cannot aspire to be anything.


Consider the horse (a subject with which I am far more familiar than you): The horse is animate. It enjoys contact with humans but can also be easily frightened, despite its size. I am cautious with my patients. Those teeth can seriously injure a certifed equine gnathologist who is versed in veterinarial things and who was going to be a PhD until he encountered someone who kept milking him for money instead of helping him reach that goal.


So the horse is very similar and yet grossly dissimilar to the planet Saturn. Except I have a far greater chance of being pope if I am a catholic horse because I have a life and people who care about me, not like a stupid planet out in space somewhere with no ability to think and plan something - like perhaps being a PhD - but greedy charlatans keep you from it and postpone your true calling so you just end up being a planet. Well, some horses know better and that proves your theory is incorrect.


I hope this helps the reader understand how unscientific this theory is in realityness because as a former Catholic, I know a thing or two about Catholics and horses and planets and foreskins on Jews.


Praise God!
BrotherLarry
Revelation 22:12


Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
Amen and Amen
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