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Gushing for Jesus
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Posts: 23,730
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Freehold, Iowa
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Re: Roman Catholic sex scandal of the day -
05-11-2015, 05:48 AM
What is the best phrase in this piece that already has "Vatican Orgies" in its headline?
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• "a gay lobby in the heart of the Holy See"
• "orgies with Swiss Guards and Roman priests"
• "celibacy-challenged prelates start snooping"
• "screenshots of the priest"
• "a little black book for anyone who might be interested in gay sex with priests"
• "the errant priest"
• "allegedly asks Baldon if he knows any young 17-year-old men who are 'thin and well endowed'"
• "the pinnacle when it comes to priestly peccadilloes"
• "the priest was nude and visibly excited with the camera"
• "His fantasy was that I was Judas Iscariot and, since I had betrayed Jesus, I had to pay the price by becoming his slave"
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Leads to Link: A Gay Sex Harassment Case Gives a Glimpse of Vatican Orgies
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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