Re: Easter Bake Off! -
03-29-2014, 08:14 PM
Poor Charity. Inconsolable and uneducable. Such a terrible combination.
Dear Sisters: I assure you that my entry was 99.9% my work. It amazes me that True Christian™ women would balk at the fact that a couple of my employees helped ensure the ears were sticking up straight while I worked on my red velvet cross that bleeds pudding on the kneeling penitents below.
Sister Kate would never speak evil of me - she and I our bound by our love in Jesus (and our appreciation of the many ways aluminum foil can be used). We share tastes in music, Bible verses, and dresses. One day, when she finds the glory of serving Jesus to be consuming her soul like nothing else, I know we will be true sisters in the LORD. Speak not untruths of her, for as we are taught in 1st Corinthians, we will always defend those for whom we feel true love and charity. (1 Corinthians 13)
I have no doubt that our judges will be honest in the selection of the best entry. By the way, exactly whom would that be?
I must get back to my housewarming party for now. Put petty jealousies aside, ladies. I have nothing but love for each of you.
NRL
PS: Oh, my - Basilissa and Heather - did your invitations get lost again?
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