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Originally Posted by Jeb Stuart Thurmond
The ungrateful losers hardly ever thank me though.
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We should have a whole thread just about toxic neighbours. There were a lot of ones around the Green Zone: they refused to sweep up all the flowers they threw at us when we liberated them, they would carelessly dispose of old munitions, often dangerously close to our vehicles (which allowed the media to make up all sorts of nonsense about a so-called "insurgency"), they'd set off fireworks at al times of the night, causing journalists to panic and claim firefights were going on.
And they didn't mow their lawns. Most didn't even PLANT their lawns. No matter how many b-1 bombers roaring overhead as a show of force, no matter how many midnight raids we did, they just couldn't get it into their thick skulls that bad lawn maintenance is a serious crime where everyone is the victim.