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  • Anyone from MA ?

    I was just wondering if there is anyone from MA.

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    Why don't you go to our introduction forum and tell us a little about yourself?
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      Originally posted by tina*redeemed View Post
      I was just wondering if there is anyone from MA.
      okay dummy everybody is from ma (is because she was spread her leg for pa). ha ha I am hope this joke is bring smile.

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        you so funny!
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          Originally posted by tina*redeemed View Post
          I was just wondering if there is anyone from MA.
          Post in Introduction Forum, please. Unless of course you are looking for a True Christian™ husband who for some reason must be from MA.
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            I visited MA once to go protest the DNC a few years back. I must say, that state is a conglomeration of Bourbon Streets. It was sickening what the homos had done to it. George Washington would be sickened that the once-great city that was home to the Boston Tea Party is now swimming in homosexual "juices". While I was there I don't think I saw even ONE straight person that wasn't in the protest-area with me. There were homosexuals everywhere. Up and down Newbury Street were homo prostitutes, dancing around naked. Clothing optional was their motto! Even at the Copley Square "church" I saw naked homos prancing about, handing out their pro-homo liturature. The so-called "reflection pool" was nothing but a modern-day bathhouse, filled with homosexuals gratifying one another. It was a sickening sight, much like Sodom and Gomorrah was in the good ol' days, I imagine.
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              Originally posted by Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S. View Post
              I visited MA once to go protest the DNC a few years back. I must say, that state is a conglomeration of Bourbon Streets. It was sickening what the homos had done to it. George Washington would be sickened that the once-great city that was home to the Boston Tea Party is now swimming in homosexual "juices". While I was there I don't think I saw even ONE straight person that wasn't in the protest-area with me. There were homosexuals everywhere. Up and down Newbury Street were homo prostitutes, dancing around naked. Clothing optional was their motto! Even at the Copley Square "church" I saw naked homos prancing about, handing out their pro-homo liturature. The so-called "reflection pool" was nothing but a modern-day bathhouse, filled with homosexuals gratifying one another. It was a sickening sight, much like Sodom and Gomorrah was in the good ol' days, I imagine.
              That's sickening, but not surprising. Every decent person knows that once a society starts enabling fags, that society almost immediately becomes completely unglued.
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                Why would you want to know anyone from Massachusetts? I've had my fill of yankees.

                For example, when I was a boy here in Houston, there was this family of no-good yankees down the street. The daddy was from MA, come to think of it. This daddy and his sons all came from high-fallutin' yankee prep schools and colleges but then came here, got in the oil business, and faked Texas accents - probably so they wouldn't get beat up.

                But a tiger can't change its yankee stripes. One sure sign - look at the middle name. Yankees have these snobby sounding family names for their middle names - so they have one first name and two last names. I guess that's so mammas fancy blue-blood yankee family won't get bent. Southerners ALWAYS have a proper middle name, often used in tandem with the first. Good southern names like Bobbie-Sue, Mary-Ann, or, of course, Billy-Bob. Heck, that daddy had one first name and three last names!

                Also, this good-for-nothing family of yankee carpetbaggers didn't even go to a real church. They were episcopalians! That's right - church of England. Cathylicks who worship Mary and the Queen.

                Needless to say, we couldn't stand this family. The daddy and his sons failed in every business they ever got into. I heard the whole lot of them ended up sponging off of the public.

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                  Yo Billybob, Man I used to drink with one of thier kids back in the 70's, that dude could swill.

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                    Originally posted by Brother DT View Post
                    Yo Billybob, Man I used to drink with one of thier kids back in the 70's, that dude could swill.
                    Please refrain from calling Mr. Sunday in that disrespectful manner. You need some manners beaten into you, boy!
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                      Originally posted by Jean Poole View Post
                      Please refrain from calling Mr. Sunday in that disrespectful manner. You need some manners beaten into you, boy!
                      If you wernt so busy poppin em out like pez candy maybe you could beat him yourself.
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                        Originally posted by bozo the troll View Post
                        If you wernt so busy poppin em out like pez candy maybe you could beat him yourself.
                        Did you just rebuke a True Christian™ lady for doing her duty to her husband and to her God?
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                          Re: Anyone from MA ?

                          Originally posted by tina*redeemed View Post
                          I was just wondering if there is anyone from MA.
                          I am in the Bay State, where Red Necks and Pinheads get the same treatment. This is where the statue of the Great General Hooker looks out from the State House, as does the Monument to the 48th Regiment of the War against Secession.

                          We enjoy our Freedoms, here, and keep our noses out of others' business.
                          Massachusetts has the best schools, and young men and women from all over the country (yes, even a wise few from the South) come here.

                          The natural beauty of the Bay State is hard to describe without writing a book, but the trees turn to an orgy of color in the Autumn, the waters of Cape Cod Bay beckon boaters and fishermen and swimmers in the summer.

                          Our frozen lakes and ponds are natural skating rinks in the Winter, and the blooming trees and flowers in the Spring are a gift from the almighty, in all Her glory. Truly, those of us who live here, where Freedom in America first found it's voice, and then it's bullets, are Blessed.

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                            Re: Anyone from MA ?

                            Originally posted by Shagata Ganai View Post
                            I am in the Bay State, where Red Necks and Pinheads get the same treatment. This is where the statue of the Great General Hooker looks out from the State House, as does the Monument to the 48th Regiment of the War against Secession.

                            We enjoy our Freedoms, here, and keep our noses out of others' business.
                            Massachusetts has the best schools, and young men and women from all over the country (yes, even a wise few from the South) come here.

                            The natural beauty of the Bay State is hard to describe without writing a book, but the trees turn to an orgy of color in the Autumn, the waters of Cape Cod Bay beckon boaters and fishermen and swimmers in the summer.

                            Our frozen lakes and ponds are natural skating rinks in the Winter, and the blooming trees and flowers in the Spring are a gift from the almighty, in all Her glory. Truly, those of us who live here, where Freedom in America first found it's voice, and then it's bullets, are Blessed.
                            That is certainly a well written and mellifluous ode to the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, which was once the standard-bearer of democracy and is now the pisspot of liberalism.
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