Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS! -
07-02-2013, 03:50 PM
Thank you, Brother Templeton, for this very timely warning! Now that school is out and summer is upon us, countless children from shifty democratic neighborhoods will be taking up the habits of the lazy liberal - watching tv, playing video games, complaining about the job creators while finding any excuse not to get a job themselves. I pray your warning breaks through the wicked, crusty, sin-filled heart of at least one negligent parent this summer. Children are our most important resource, after all. It's a shame to see them sucked down into the pit of Hell through games like this.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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