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Default Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! - 05-24-2010, 07:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Mazerkist View Post
7 Reasons why you're a faggot-

1. There is faggot, there is super faggot and then there is you. Your try-hard pseudo intellectual bullshit is made of fail. God created earth bla bla bla bla .......... God gave people "FREEDOM OF SPEECH" and "RIGHTS", in which they can do what ever they want with. If they choose to follow the ways of your churches priests so be it.
2. If sex didn't feel so good, there would be no abortions, because there would be no sex. Blame your god for that.
3.
ex·plore

 /ɪkˈsplɔr, -ˈsploʊr/ Show Spelled [ik-splawr, -splohr] Show IPA verb,-plored, -plor·ing.
–verb (used with object)1.to traverse or range over (a region, area, etc.) for the purpose of discovery: to explore the island.

2.to look into closely; scrutinize; examine: Let us explore the possibilities for improvement.

3.Surgery. to investigate into, esp. mechanically, as with a probe.

4.Obsolete. to search for; search out.

Thankyou dictionary.com <--- Take that bible.

4. Yes, a lot end in divorce because we enjoy happiness. If we have spent a lot of time with someone and decide we are bored we move on, because the smart thing to do in our short life span is have a good time.

5. So an abusive mother and father, that are incapable of looking after a child and creating a decent living environment in which they can successfully grow up in is okay. But well off homosexuals, who can support children, raise them well and give them what they need is not okay? Are you piffleing retarded?

6. Don't worry about the fact that our country is actually only 200 years old and can still keep up to the standards of every other country in the world, or the fact that we consider everyone our friends and back you all up in wars and risk our lives to help any of you. Gallipoli anyone?

7. What's wrong with paying someone for a service? You pay someone to give you a massage, what's the difference? Instead, you are making them feel good also, and still they receive money for doing so.

All in all, I suggest you kill yourself.
I decided to approve this post to let it serve as a reminder of the persecution we Christians suffer from unsaved heathen trash.


Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.



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