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Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer
As you wish, my friend.
I will also assume that the subject of your days as the "Human Habitrail" is off limits.
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Now I have no idea what you're talking about! Is that some sort of homer beastiality reference? Sir, I will have you and all the good people of Landover that I have never had any rodents anywhere near where you are insinuating! The very idea boggles the mind!
I'm not some Booodist actor, all hopped up on the goofballs, I can assure you! You are more than likely confusing me with someone else you counseled on that rather disgusting topic. I certainly had my issues in the past, but gerbils and hamsters are not among them!
These also shall be unclean unto you among the creeping things that creep upon the earth; the weasel, and the mouse, and the tortoise after his kind,
And the ferret, and the chameleon, and the lizard, and the snail, and the mole.
Leviticus 11:29-30