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Default Re: God Hates Spain: Land of Papists and Athiests - 04-17-2012, 10:20 AM
Another reason for God to hate Spain: The city of Sitgas.

Sitgas is known as "the gay capital" of Spain. Pale, swishy, British gay men-- wait, that was way too many adjectives -- "British" covers it completely-- flock to this seaside resort to enjoy the mediterranean sun and blind good people with their pasty, wiggly hides.

May God's Holy Wrath penetrate their SPF 30 sunscreen lotions and burn their flabby behinds.

God will have to come up with another way to smite the locals, since Spaniards don't sunburn as easily.

Just thinking, though, there is NO sunscreen capable of dealing with an onslaught of righteous fire and brimstone.


Someday soon Sitgas, someday, soon.


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