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Default Re: URGENT funding need: Save James Hutchins' Truck Stop Ministry! - 02-03-2014, 11:29 PM

Dearest dearest Brother Faith Machine:

It's been decided to grant you immunity from the Tithing Accountability Review for thirty (30) days, but you must come into the Church Offices, or surrender yourself to a Pastor, so you may sign the simple paperwork.

You need to tell us where you are so we can bring you a pen.

Doesn't some nice hot soup sound good about now? Why, you can have all you want. And even some rolls. Doesn't the little heart-shaped butter pat tell you how dear you are, and always have been, to the Church™?

Now, where are you?



Luke 23:
41 And we indeed justly; for we receive the due reward of our deeds: but this man hath done nothing amiss.
42 And he said unto Jesus, Lord, remember me when thou comest into thy kingdom.
43 And Jesus said unto him, Verily I say unto thee, Today shalt thou be with me in paradise.
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