FOUND: this in-depth, exhaustive study of the horrors of homosexual Boy Scout leaders. I found it in the woods after the Youth Group campout, along with some ropes and other boy scout stuff.
Some wear and tear, a few stained pages, it was that way when I found it.
I would have told everyone earlier, but I've been reading and rereading it myself. Please don't ask for it back right away, because I'm just about to get to the really good part.