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Default Re: Black Veil Brides: High Priests Of EMO Religion Now With Army To Kill All Christians - 02-13-2014, 08:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Father Maurice Lester View Post
The locals here are all bent out of shape over a fake band of wannabe's who are neither interesting or dangerous... except to your cochlea.

Think of these posers like you would other well known posers such as the Duck Dynasty yuppies pretending to be rednecks... it is all an act of talentless hacks dressing up to appeal to the least able as it were in hopes of fooling themselves and the listener in hopes of making a buck.

Hmmm... reading this back it seems another way of saying it is to imagine this so-called band as a small, loud but desperately failing religious cult who wish in their heart of hearts they were the real deal (Catholics of course) they can't and will never be.


Bless you, my soon to grow out of this phase twelve-year olds,
Father Mo




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Well it looks like we can agree on something my papist friend, and then again maybe not. Even Johannes Brahms was beginning to tire of the cathylicks when he composed his famous Requiem (Op. 45) - dispensing with all that Latin mumbo-jumbo and using the Martin Luther Bible. Then you have to be held accountable for all those insufferable hippie guitar masses that were inflicted on your congregations since Vatican II.

Bless you too, my purveyor magic beads and liturgical lameness.


Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawn
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