Let's have a look at August 17! And what can we see? Manifestations of the
POWER OF JESUS unleashed on heathen, sinners and godmocking scum! Glorious memories abound on August 17.
Some Godly examples are as follows:
1560: Scotchmen in Scotchland under the guiding hand of
Jesus overthrow papists. After a reasonable good start they, however, resort to lukewarm protestantism instead of True Christianity™.
Matthew 24:11
And many false prophets shall rise, and shall deceive many.
1668:
Jesus kills more than 8000 Turkish mooselimbs in Anatolia with a carefully targeted Earthquake!
Judges 5:4
LORD, when thou wentest out of Seir, when thou marchedst out of the field of Edom, the earth trembled, and the heavens dropped, the clouds also dropped water.
1960: Birth of
Sean Penn, Jesus' stealth weapon against one of His main enemies,
Madonna. Later the man is seduced by
Satan and he becomes a traitor appearing in homermovies.
Nahum 3:4
Because of the multitude of the whoredoms of the wellfavoured harlot, the mistress of witchcrafts, that selleth nations through her whoredoms, and families through her witchcrafts.
1969: Jesus guides the magnificent hurricane Camille to the US Atlantic coast to warn the nation against the fornication that took place in the vile Woodstock festival (August 15, please, see above). 248 deaths informed the Christians that God does not tolerate teenage intercourse or hippie mud wrestling!
Psalms 83:15
So persecute them with thy tempest, and make them afraid with thy storm.
1998: God orchestrates the LEWINSKY SCANDAL that shows the world how a demoncratic president ignores
Exodus 20:14.
Thou shalt not commit adultery!
1999: Again, in mudslime Turkey,
Jesus triggeres an earthquake with more than 17,000 deaths and 44,000 injured!
Job 26:11
The pillars of heaven tremble and are astonished at his reproof.
Jesus has warned us on August 17. Hark!
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
