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Elijah Mee, PhD
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
03-10-2014, 02:25 AM
I'd really like to do some scholarly research into a potential correlation between left-handedness and left-wing political sympathies.
Science has already shown us that the left-handed are more likely to be paedophiles and serial killers so why should left-handedness not correlate with other fervently undesirable attributes?
Although I don't advocate violence (except in cases of clear Biblical ruling), I can't help thinking that it would be a sensible preemptive strike if someone rounded up all the wrong-handers and turned them into quadriplegics. Surely it follows that if left-handedness is associated with evil, cutting off their left hand will remove the propensity for immorality. Taking the other 3 limbs would just be a back up plan. I'd imagine it's hard to fiddle kids with no arms or legs!
But they mocked the messengers of God, and despised his words, and misused his prophets, until the wrath of the LORD arose against his people, till there was no remedy. (
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